Jaboc Moeggers Esq;
On behalf of the stressed folk of this Island Nation,
you are acting in a very influential position, as you say
for the good of them all, including your dear nanny, any
words used by you and others in base imitation
of farcical statements is very unacceptable to this lot;
Therefore check your words for too many Issess, won't
do, due to ongoing as well as equal accuracy in all things
hopefully do all that you know , and try all that you don't:;
Iam pleased to learn that in your position as stool
of the European Research Group you will seek to delete
the use of all metrical things and means and return the rule
and primacy of inch foot yard and all the rest, tout suite,
never let it be said that Westminster lacks dim-witted fools.