Here are my offerings for "Politically Correct" names for American Baseball teams:
LOS ANGELES DODGERS = LOS ANGELES AGILE PLAYERS
SAN DIEGO PADRES = SAN DIEGO CLERGY
SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS = SAN FRANCISCO HEIGHT ADVANTAGED
BALTIMORE ORIOLES = BALTIMORE SONG BIRDS
BOSTON RED SOX = BOSTON RED HOSE
NEW YORK YANKEES = NEW YORK NORTHERN STATES RESIDENTS
TAMPA BAY RAYS = TAMPA BAY CARTILAGINOUS FLAT FISH
TORONTO BLUE JAYS = (N/C. This one is OKAY (hey folks, they’re from CANADA after all!))
CHICAGO WHITE SOX = CHICAGO WHITE HOSE
CLEVELAND INDIANS = CLEVELAND INDIGENOUS PEOPLES
DETROIT TIGERS = DETROIT ASIAN APEX CARNIVORE
KANSAS CITY ROYALS = KANSAS CITY SUCCESSFUL TYRANNICAL FAMILIES
MINNESOTA TWINS = (N/C. This one is OKAY)
HOUSTON ASTROS = HOUSTON SPACE TRAVELERS
LOS ANGELES ANGELS = LOS ANGELES SPIRITUAL BEINGS
OAKLAND ATHLETICS = OAKLAND SPORTS PRACTITIONERS
SEATTLE MARINERS = SETTLE SAILORS
TEXAS RANGERS = TEXAS 1ST LAW ENFORCERS
Of course the idea of changing the original names is merely an exercise in FAUX MORALITY and FAUX OUTRAGE. People who spend time on sincere contemplation of doing so should get out of their parent's basements and get a flipping JOB where their minds (if they ACTUALLY have ANY) will be occupied with more significant matters...