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Madden 21 to Use Generic Washington Team Name

Here are my offerings for "Politically Correct" names for American Baseball teams:

LOS ANGELES DODGERS = LOS ANGELES AGILE PLAYERS

SAN DIEGO PADRES = SAN DIEGO CLERGY

SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS = SAN FRANCISCO HEIGHT ADVANTAGED

BALTIMORE ORIOLES = BALTIMORE SONG BIRDS

BOSTON RED SOX = BOSTON RED HOSE

NEW YORK YANKEES = NEW YORK NORTHERN STATES RESIDENTS

TAMPA BAY RAYS = TAMPA BAY CARTILAGINOUS FLAT FISH

TORONTO BLUE JAYS = (N/C. This one is OKAY (hey folks, they’re from CANADA after all!))

CHICAGO WHITE SOX = CHICAGO WHITE HOSE

CLEVELAND INDIANS = CLEVELAND INDIGENOUS PEOPLES

DETROIT TIGERS = DETROIT ASIAN APEX CARNIVORE

KANSAS CITY ROYALS = KANSAS CITY SUCCESSFUL TYRANNICAL FAMILIES

MINNESOTA TWINS = (N/C. This one is OKAY)

HOUSTON ASTROS = HOUSTON SPACE TRAVELERS

LOS ANGELES ANGELS = LOS ANGELES SPIRITUAL BEINGS

OAKLAND ATHLETICS = OAKLAND SPORTS PRACTITIONERS

SEATTLE MARINERS = SETTLE SAILORS

TEXAS RANGERS = TEXAS 1ST LAW ENFORCERS

Of course the idea of changing the original names is merely an exercise in FAUX MORALITY and FAUX OUTRAGE. People who spend time on sincere contemplation of doing so should get out of their parent's basements and get a flipping JOB where their minds (if they ACTUALLY have ANY) will be occupied with more significant matters...